Ending breast cancer is at the heart of Susan G. Komen's mission, and I'm out here trying to raise as much money as possible so we can kick cancer's butt once and for all. 

Why? Because no one should have to face breast cancer alone, and because the world deserves to keep every boob, chest & pec living it's best life. 

So here's the deal: I donate my time, potentially awkward fundraising posts, and shameless use of puns.  You donate the money. Together, we make an unstoppable dream team. 

So please, smash that Donate Now button like it owes you money.  Let's save lives, fund groundbreaking research, and maybe one day we can say: "Breast Cancer?  Never heard of her."